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I've served a lot of masters throughout
history.

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Now I want to go back home where I can
be free.

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Then you come along with the opal in
your hand. Now your every wish is

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my command. That's right.

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Genie, genie from down under.

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Make my wish come true.

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Dream on.

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Genie, genie, from down under.

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I wish you'd do what I want you to.

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Oh, yeah, all right.

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Genie, genie, from down under.

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Dad, we're free!

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Hey, Bubble, chewy on your mallet?

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Oh, come on, Conrad, fair's fair.

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Set it up. Right.

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One,

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two, three, four. Who do we marry for
Diana?

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Diana. Diana.

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Hey,

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champion of the world.

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All right, Otto, your turn.

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As you can see, Conrad's trying to lead
his way back into my good books.

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Of course it's not working. I just like
to see him crawl.

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What I'm really concerned about is my
genie.

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It's just not easy being a master these
days, especially when one has a genie

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like Bruce.

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He's always twisting my wishes and
disobeying me.

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That's why he's being punished.

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I've got him doing manual labour,
manicuring the lawn.

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Only three acres to go.

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I hope we're learning our lesson, Bruce.

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Being a master is such a dreadful
responsibility.

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Pull up!

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I think you need to refine your
downstroke, little old chap. Run along

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there like a good boy, will you, please?

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Moss up, little old chap.

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You're short, darling.

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Five,

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six, seven, eight, hit the ball through
the gate. Go, Penn!

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You know, you've got a great little set
-up here, Di.

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It wouldn't take a lot of effort to turn
this into a veritable tourism mecca.

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You really think so?

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I know so.

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They came where I come from. They call
me Crocodolido.

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King of tourism.

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Someone's got a tourism problem, they
just call... Call the croc.

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Spot on, Didi.

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You know, I've been thinking of
branching out.

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Like Kanga.

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Roo. Roo Murdoch.

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What do you think of the idea of...

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Crocodile on Eyes, English Outback
Experience.

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I think it has a certain... I think the
idea speaks for itself, really.

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Don't worry, darling.

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Just give it your best shot.

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It doesn't matter.

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It's only a game.

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Remember, winning isn't everything. It's
how you play the game that counts.

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Oh, she'd just make a wish we could have
this chimney clean in a second, but no,

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we have to do things the hard way, the
human way. Watch out!

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I think we got it, Dad.

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I think you're right.

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How's the manual labour coming along?

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Great, Pennell, and this big, stabbing
clump of soot up there, but we got it.

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We feel really good about it, too.

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I think it's cool.

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Job satisfaction.

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I'm so glad to hear that, because
there's so much work to be done around

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Blocked sewerage pipes, painting,
mucking out the stable, spreading manure

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the lawn, 16 fireplaces, the list just
goes on and on.

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Of course, if you promise not to play
any more dirty double -crossing, low

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conniving tricks on me, we could resume
a normal working relationship without

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the manual labour.

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What if we ease up on the dirty double
-crossing, but...

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Keep a few low -down conniving treats.

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It's all or nothing. Take it or leave
it.

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I'm sorry, Pet.

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A genie's got to do what a genie's got
to do.

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I've got to think about Baz and the
future.

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It's a difficult decision, but I'm
afraid we can't make any promises we

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able to keep.

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Oh, well.

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Then I wish for you to clean up this
mess.

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With a toothbrush.

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Attila the Hun was a better martyr than
her.

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The Roman slave boats were like a
pleasant canoe trip compared to this.

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She makes Genghis Khan look like a
kindergarten teacher.

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Yeah.

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We've got to get back to Australia so we
can be free.

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Somehow we've got to get the opal off
Penelope.

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How are we going to do that, Dad? We
can't even hold it.

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We've got to get someone to carry it for
us.

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We can't afford to stay here any longer.
We've run out of money, but we are not

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going back till we get one Meister Opal.

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It's a matter of honour.

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Once we get that Opal, I'm really going
to enjoy making that stuck -up, snooty,

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toffing -nose, pompous, pommy princess
suffer.

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Don't you like Penelope?

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Penelope who?

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The Penelope with the Opal? What Opal?
The Opal that belonged to your family.

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Oh, that Opal. If you had the Opal, what
would you do with it?

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I've always wanted to open up a little
museum where everybody could come and

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take a squiz at the opal.

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Wouldn't matter what colour or creed,
they'd all have the chance to come and

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check out the opal. And all the money
we'd earn, we'd give to charity. We want

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to free those children because our
future's in their hands.

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How are we going to get the opal off the
balcony?

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Yeah, right, that opal's welded to her
neck. She never takes it off. If we

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get the opal, would you, um...

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Take it back to Australia?

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Oh, mate, that is the very first thing
we do.

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Exactly.

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Get a worker for charity as soon as
possible and let's free those children.

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I like where you're coming from.

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And I feel that I can trust you. Yeah.
Now, we want to get that opal back to

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Australia too, but the problem is we
can't touch it.

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We're allergic to opals.

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Oh, gee.

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Yeah, it's a tragic thing.

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Never mind.

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Not to worry. We can hold it for you.

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Won't harm us a bit, eh?

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So how do we get it off Princess
Penelope?

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That's a long shot.

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It's not going to be easy.

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But if we stick together... Yeah?

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I think we can pull it off.

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Now, you know what we have to do?

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Yeah, Dad. We have to take a chance and
make a break for freedom.

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We're a bit busy at the moment, mate.
Yeah, we have to paint someone.

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Actually, I was hoping that we could
rather have a bit of a chat, sort of

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to chap, so to speak, about women.

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We're flat out at the moment, mate. Yes,
I can see. I'll try and be quick. I

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don't know whether you've noticed, but
I'm still carrying a bit of a torch for

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Lady Diana, but she doesn't seem to
notice me. Maybe she'll carry a neon

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instead of a torch.

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The thing is, I was thinking of buying
her an opal as a sort of token of my

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affection. Well, you can't go wrong with
an opal. Yes, but I've heard that they

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bring bad luck, and I certainly wouldn't
want any more of that.

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Now, if you're going to get tourists
coming here, you're going to have to

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thinking activities.

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You're going to have to get them here,
and then you're going to have to keep

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them here so you can bleed them dry.

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You with me? Now I was thinking, maybe
it should be something like an onyx.

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do you think about onyx? Is that kind
of... Semi -precious. Semi -precious?

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yes, I think it should be. Now, I'm in
this garden bed and I'm thinking, rip it

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up. Rip it up. Light any concrete, slap
on a bit of green paint and bring a mini

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golf club.

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Now, this glass house has had a stump.

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Maybe a ruby or a sapphire or even an
emerald. Well, emerald. That can be a

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little gold mine.

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I want you to imagine in the far corner
over there a solar -heated sauna.

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Then, of course, there's the... Keep up
the good work.

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That's ready.

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Now I need to take these clothes down to
the laundry before the paint dries. I

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want that opal as well.

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But I never take my opal off. Don't be
ridiculous. It's filthy. Give it to me

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now. Oh.

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Mossy, don't throw me too much or
I'll... Mossy, can I please have the

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back? Look, my dear, just for once I
wish you'd do as I ask.

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I want you clean as a whistle and pretty
as a picture.

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What's the matter with everyone today?
We're just being polite.

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What I wish.

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You keep your hands to yourself and get
away now.

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That's more like it.

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Some people think I'm just a rich old
bore.

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Oh, Bubbles, you're not that old.

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Exactly. Here, your ladyship, you'd
better take this. You've got the opal in

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your hand. Your every wish is our
command.

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I don't know what gets into that girl,
but she gets so emotional about that

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pendant. Oh, I do hope it's just a phase
she's going through. I rather thought

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she'd been settling down a lot, would
be.

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Mothers, darling, really, what's
happening?

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As a single parent, don't you wish your
child was normal?

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I wish that constantly.

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No, look.

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Diana, never be comfortable guiding.

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No, she's a powerful figure. She's
someone. Oh, I say, why don't you hear

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Don't be a fool in your pen, you
every... Milk!

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Go, tea!

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Where'd you come from?

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Australia.

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From one of the tours. How can I help
you?

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Explain. I'm heading for the back door
downstairs.

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I'll meet you there.

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I'll be rich if you're on our wildest
dreams.

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I can hardly wait.

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Don't you wish we were in Australia
right now?

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What?

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Yeah, I'm on my way.

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Good. I'll see you in a sec.

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Stop. Keep the seat.

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Sweetheart.

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Give me back my opal.

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I haven't got your opal. This is your
last warning.

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That's not your opal.

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It's a von Meister family, I...

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My

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ankles!

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No,

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you don't... You can run, but you can't
hide. Truth and justice are on our side.

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Isn't that true, Fidelity?

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Fidelity?

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The thing about Australia... What are
you doing here?

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Waiting to go back to Australia.

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Bet you wish we were there right now.

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Let's just concentrate on getting out of
here first.

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We don't want any slip -ups.

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Don't take any prisoners in my kitchen!

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Oh, please don't, Robbie! Hand over that
opal, and I'll let you off my feet! Oh,

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we should give you a chance to explain!
All right, you want a chance to explain

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yourself? Big deal. We should just leave
you alone.

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All right, then. I'll leave you alone
now, so you can have a good hard think

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about yourself.

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You need to take good look at yourself.
You're a disappointment to your family

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and a disgrace to yourself.

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There you go, mate. I bet you wish you
were back in Australia, eh? Wishing

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get you anywhere. You've got to make
things happen. You know what I wish? I

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you'd shut your mouth.

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The best pie must he's ever baked.

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now getting rid of this thing here let's
just go over that

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once again we came down the corridor

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let's

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just go through that one more time
standing in the

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Yeah, where'd you get that from then?
Torquay?

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Australia.

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Let me have a look.

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You've got the opening. Shut up, will
you?

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Tell you what, I'll just come right out
and give you my best offer

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first up. I don't like to haggle, so
I'll give you £2 ,000.

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What? Goodbye.

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You've got the opal. I don't like to
haggle, but maybe I can stretch it to 10

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,000. How does 50 ,000 sound to you,
mate? 50 ,000, you're joking.

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We'll go live somewhere else, pal.

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You're insulting our family, aren't I?
15, top offer.

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20 ,000.

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25 ,000.

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Cash.

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I'm going to regret this on home.

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But if you're walking on thin ice, you
might as well dance.

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All right, mate, you got yourself an
over.

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Thanks, mate.

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Coming? No. I wish he'd say something.

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Something? I thought you wanted to get
back to Australia.

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Things were different back then.

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There's your half of the money, mate.
Keep it. Give it to a charity.

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Friendly children.

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What did he say? He said we could have
it. Let's go.

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Fair enough. No worries. See you.

250
00:19:23,491 --> 00:19:27,069
There's a lesson to be learned here,
son. If you're going to steal something,

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don't get involved with thieves.

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Mate, have you ever thought about taking
a trip to Australia?

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No. I don't actually believe that travel
broadens the mind. I think it only

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serves as a distraction from feeble
imagination.

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I believe that the true journey lies
within and the external world is of

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consequence.

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Fair enough.

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I was just interested in an abstract
point of view.

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You know, I've often wished I were a
greengrocer, you know, selling peas and

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carrots and aubergines.

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Ladies would come in and buy my potatoes
and leeks.

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Did you wish it just then?

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Yeah, I suppose I did.

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Don't you wish someone would walk in
here right now and buy that opal for a

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special lady friend?

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Yes, I do, as a matter of fact.

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I don't know why I've come to a
greengrocer, but I'm looking for an opal

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special lady friend.

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I just happen to have one opal left.
I've also got some very nice aubergines

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special.

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Hey, mate.

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Ever thought about taking a trip to
Australia?

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Me? Go to the Antipodes?

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Yeah, don't you wish you were there
right now?

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Certainly not. No, it's all flies,
convicts, sharks and sheep dung. The

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thought of it makes me feel absolutely
ill.

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Fair enough. Just thought I'd ask.

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That's right, I'll keep them coming.

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Oh.

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Great.

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Oh.

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00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:13,850
Hang on.

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Twenty -five grand.

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And the family honour.

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I bought you a small gift.

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What do you think of that?

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00:21:30,821 --> 00:21:32,399
It's a knife.

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Unlike those Australians, they lift
without tears.

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Not even a tip. It ever seems.

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Such a cutie.

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I'm a girl then.

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Go on. Treat yourself. Go on.

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I wish we had the money right now.

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It's a miracle.

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Von Meister's Opel Experience.

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£25 ,000.

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What? Oh,

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Mummy, you've got my Opel back.

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Oh, no, Miss Penelope.

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00:22:41,901 --> 00:22:45,459
His Lordship has just given this Opel to
your mother as a token of his

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affection. I bought it myself at a
greengrocer in the city.

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But you can't have.

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Can't you see it's my Opel?

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It might look similar, Miss Penelope,
but that's no reason to forget about it.

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It's my Opel, and I want it back.

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I'll try to do better.

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00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,580
We've been thinking of putting a fauna
in the glasshouse.

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00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,580
I think that's a capital idea, Diana.

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00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:20,940
We could move on.

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Good genies are so hard to find these
days that once you've found one, you

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to hold on to them.

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Even if it means having to watch your
manners.

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Yes.

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I'm the genie, you're the master. That's
right.

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I'm the master, you're my genie. You
belong to me. Yes.

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I've served a lot of masters throughout
history.

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Now I want to go back home where I can
be free.

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Then you come along with the opal in
your hand.

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Now your every wish is my command.
That's right.

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Teeny, teeny, from down under.

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Make my wish come true.

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Dream on.

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00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:21,620
Teeny, teeny, from down under.

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I wish you'd do what I want you to.

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Oh, yeah, all right. Teeny, from down
under.

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